Monday, September 26, 2011

To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

I found this and I thought that you could all use the laugh on a Monday morning to get the day started.  Enjoy!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the Memo field of all your checks, write 'for marijuana.'
7. Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go'.
12. Sing along at the opera.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'
19. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'

Have a lovely Monday!


  1. Haha, this is hilarious! I am totally going to do some of these this week when I need a writing break. Glad I stumbled across your blog :)


    P.S. I have a system when I eat jelly beans when I edit. On per edited page. Weird, but it works.

  2. lol! I ADORE this. #7 is my favorite becasue is life really worth living if you don't do it in accordance to the prophecy?

  3. Hi! I just found your blog, and I'm so glad i did because now I am laughing, quite insanely. :) Thanks!

  4. I needed a good laugh on this Monday! Glad you saw yesterday's blog post with the award. :) Have a great week!

  5. I sat here laughing out loud! You made my Tuesday morning!

  6. LOL! Thanks for the funny. I tweeted it to share the joy. :)

  7. HAHAHAHAHA! That is a brillantly hysterical list :)

  8. I'm glad that you all liked it! :) I found it and just had to share the hilarious-ness of it. :)